an island in the middle of nowhere

*is laying on the beach wit tattered clothes*why the crap did i go out to sea during a storm*hallucinates a mountain dew machine in the forest,runs towards it,it s rlly an rc soda machine*dammit*walks sumwhere else*

*a week later im nothing but a skeleton,its rlly a painting.im on a beach beside a wooden ship i built & is looking at a list of supplies needed b4 leaving*lets see water check,mushrooms check,food check,painting of wat would hav happened if i was less compentent check.ok im rddy*pushes the ship in2 the water & climbs up 2 the "driving"wheel,arrives at a stone village beach near my lair*good im here*walks 2 my lair*